Forbidden Zone
If you’re going to write for my new web magazine, please know that the following words and phrases are forbidden. Or else you’re required to use at least one of them every paragraph. I haven’t decided which.
- wonk
- ailing
- crank
- why you gotta be all
- swagger
- make-out king
- -erati (as a suffix)
- flower power
- joked
- Sturm und Drang puns
- banter
- as in
- leash law
