Big Star

Big Star

Forbidden Zone

If you’re going to write for my new web magazine, please know that the following words and phrases are forbidden. Or else you’re required to use at least one of them every paragraph. I haven’t decided which. 

  1. wonk
  2. ailing
  3. crank
  4. why you gotta be all
  5. swagger
  6. make-out king
  7. -erati (as a suffix)
  8. flower power
  9. joked
  10. Sturm und Drang puns
  11. banter
  12. as in 
  13. leash law
Uprooting giant roses

Uprooting giant roses

Washing windows

Washing windows

Tattooed barriers 

Tattooed barriers